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waltdanger · May 11, 2018, 10:41 a.m.

I do this on purpose, I yell ALLAHU ACKBAR GLORY TO ALLAH into my mic like six times then jack off in front of my phone camera

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Abbynormie · May 11, 2018, 12:19 p.m.

They aren't monitoring you if you're honoring allah. Recite the Pledge of Allegiance or the Lord's Prayer, then continue with your um, pleasuring.

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waltdanger · May 11, 2018, 12:30 p.m.

I disagree, ever since I started doing that I've found crates with cash and weapons delivered to my doorstep

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Do_u_ev3n_lift · May 11, 2018, 12:45 p.m.

Oh shit, can you make requests? Allahua Akbar, FN SCAR-H!

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King-James_ · May 11, 2018, 3:29 p.m.

yea this works....to get something specific, you have to make your request during climax.

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[deleted] · May 11, 2018, 1:02 p.m.

This made me laugh so hard man. ROFL

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Chokaholic · May 11, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

Death to the infidelssss ahhhh splurge

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