FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Last night I went to dinner with my wife and her parents (who are wicked libtards), and I was talking to my father-in-law about how Trump hasn’t been campaigning as much as he would like because he’s in court all the fucking time. Later, at like 9:30p, he sends me this text message:
“Maybe if Trump didn’t commit so many crimes, he wouldn’t be in court all the time. Did you ever think of that?”
Fuck me! How do I respond to that without sounding mad or like an alt-right conspiracy theorist???