<The Red Menace: A Sneaker's Journey Through Fear and Loathing
In the land where the stars and stripes fly,
A man named Trump dared to defy,
He made sneakers with gold so bright,
Adorned by a flag, a true American sight.
The leftists got angry, oh how they roared,
"This is too much, this must be ignored!"
They screamed and cried, their hearts filled with dread,
For Trump's sneakers were painted red.
He dared to show his love for the land,
A golden flag on each shoe, so grand!
The leftists raged, "This is too much,
We cannot bear this crass touch!"
"It's nationalistic," they cried with scorn,
"How dare he wear a flag that we all adorn!"
But Trump just smiled and wore them with pride,
His love for the stars and stripes so wide.
Oh, how it angered the leftist horde,
Their cries echoed like thunderous accord,
They called him names and spewed their spite,
But Trump's sneakers shone ever so bright.
For in this land, where freedom still stands,
A man can wear a flag that he proudly lands,
And though the leftists may wail and moan,
The stars and stripes will forever be shown.