omg a shitty old bridge fell down lets talk about it for the next ten days
one of the cars on the bridge flew over my house
omg are you traumatized by the falling down bridge?
oh you poor lil crybaby it will be ok
omg it is so tragic a bridge fell over!
maybe the russians or chynee did it
omg let's investigate!
quick, check truth social!
oh shit the bridge was remotely hacked?
they planted widgets in the steel from chyna?
call the fbi,call everyone!
maybe niggers hiding on the ship did it?
and then the bridge fell down omg!
watch the video another 1000 times to be sure
omg twilight photos of the bridge!
they doctored the bridge photo like they did with kate!?
can you see the ring the bridge was wearing!?
it disappeared in frame 1076!
ooops, don't chuckle too much or another bridge might fall down!
OMG WHITE HATS DID IT
OMG TIMESTAMPS CAUSED BIG BRIDGE TO FALL DOWN
OMG SINGAPORE RICE NIGGERS DOWNED MUH BRIDGE
OMG THE SHIP CAPTAIN DID IT?
no no no the somalis took the ship from captain philpots and reamed the bridge good n proper!
MAYBE P DIDDY CAUSED THE BIG OLE BRIDGE GO FALL DOWN IN DA WADDER
Oh lil Babby, I am so sorry you are all upset and teary about that big ole bridge falling down
I will send you a therapy puppy and some crayons
Let it all out, Mommy will visit you soon, poor Babby
OMG IT IS A CONSPIRACY TO LANDLOCK THOSE SHIPS