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Anarcho-tyranny is a concept, where the state is argued to be more interested in controlling citizens so that they do not oppose the managerial class (tyranny) rather than controlling real criminals (causing anarchy). Laws are argued to be enforced only selectively, depending on what is perceived to be beneficial for the ruling elite.
If it's any consolation, if you're still having to wear it after 15 min, SNAFU happened
On cardboard!
Shutup nigger