Sweet full moon bread. tyb
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.
We do, its tidally locked. Only the lighting changes with position. Notice the arrow in the gif is always pointing inward.
I do it all the time.
Depending on which ancient narratives you find, some claim that the moon was towed here from somewhere else by the gods. It satisfies FAR more criteria of an artificial and artificially orbited satellite than it does for an ordinary planetary satellite; so who knows? My bet is it was placed precisely by some power way beyond our tech or ability to comprehend the how, only the what.