I hope I do a good job of explaining this because it really is important and I need to do a good job. I get real in this text. I expose myself a little bit so i just want to say it was all done in the best (platonic) way possible so that the fewest number of people are offended. If i were to leave something out, to make this text more classy and less satanic, then you might not get the whole picture of me needed in order to properly respect who i am. These true stories are kept by an elite few. Im going to have to talk about my name recognition in order to explain things. If you have a prominent name or title this shouldn't bother you. If you don't have any name recognition for yourself consider it may be a good idea to stop reading right here.
So, what's in a name? What is it about one name or another that makes one special and one dreary? Some are deep while other look like they were invented yesterday. Typically, the more name you have the more regal you are, at least in the west. Royalty often have half a dozen or so names which they use to distinguish themselves while regular people are limited to just 3 names. What distinguishes humanity from the animal kingdom more than the invention of names? The more name you have the further above the animals you are, that much is true. So please, with that in mind, let me share it's you a recollection of oral history I have learned from relatives and the government that ive done my best to put together in a cohesive manner. Let's see what a good name can do.
Most oral history is not found in textbooks because it's not important enough. However, some oral history is left out because of other reasons. It's usually stuff on the fringes, but sometimes the world has it wrong. Sometimes things relegated to oral history, banished from official channels perhaps, sometimes these things are the backbone of history, or part of it. Some things could be central in all the kids textbooks except that these things are just downright weird, bizarre, even slightly insane. Other history lessons are kept in oral format because they could expose certain groups of people or cause racism or antisemitism. Jews in particular keep a lot of oral history for this reason.
One great Jewish oral tale is of the downfall of Rome. A very ancient lesson kept by the Jews for thousands of years. It is conveniently left out of history class that the sack of Rome by the Germans happened within a few years of the Jews moving to Germany. Jews can fill in the pieces where other people can't. Clearly, to a Jew, the reason the Germans were able to defeat Rome is that Jews brought education and organized warfare to central Europe. The Germans learned from their cousins, and Rome was soon defeated. Trust me, I have Jewish DNA, this is definitely how it went. The battle for supremacy dictates as much as anything what shall remain oral and what should be written down as official.
These are but a few of the oral history lessons of the Jeruman Jerubaum of Jerusalem, Jerumania. Also known as the hero from the center, or his highness the hero Herobaum from Herosalem, Heromania as depicted in the Heroglyphics. Why exactly is it that Jesus known as the God who saves? Where did this saving business come from? I'll tell you why. It is because 2,000 years ago Jesus was the hero from the center, the hero from herosalem, like others with the same identity in this text.
I have lived at the greatest center of the greatest nation since the beginning of time, where I have a powerful hidden dynasty. Old school knows me. In the case of the US and world governments, they sometimes know me better than i know myself.
The Blobaum family has been at the center of powerful historical moments in a way that can reshape the whole understanding of humanity for some people. And it's been left entirely up to oral historians because each of these are centered around the false cognate of the Blobaum name. Our name is far older than bombs. It's actually in the Book of Kings.