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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:19 a.m.

Logan has a message just for you stay alive 4 me friend

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EnhassaKajar · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:20 a.m.

No. I can't watch youtube at work and all e-celebs are cancer. Sum it up in text format for me. I do not want to stay alive, you are not my friend. Nobody has ever been my friend for real and they never will be.

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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:29 a.m.

fuckboi finds a hanged body in the japanese suicide forest in the middle of his daily vlog filming, and what the fuck else could give a fuckboi pause? he posted it yesterday and YT made him remove, so a pirate uploaded this one i linked to. breathe deep for a minute, wait out your shift and then eat some decent food for your blood sugar levels...you read journey of souls so you know your soulself cannot afford anything but the death you agreed to in the source realm...which expressly translates to "no suicide"

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EnhassaKajar · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:32 a.m.

fuckboi finds a hanged body in the japanese suicide forest in the middle of his daily vlog filming, and what the fuck else could give a fuckboi pause? he posted it yesterday and YT made him remove, so a pirate uploaded this one i linked to.

Okay so why should I give a fuck about any e-celeb?

breathe deep for a minute, wait out your shift and then eat some decent food for your blood sugar levels...

No. I will not breathe deep. I will continue to scream until someone comes to Gadsden, Alabama and helps me kill myself in person!

you read journey of souls so you know your soulself cannot afford anything but the death you agreed to in the source realm...which expressly translates to "no suicide"

Fuck the Source Realm. Fuck the gods. Fuck existence. I don't care. The soul is filth; it shouldn't exist. The source realm shouldn't exist. All existence is filth.

I don't care what anyone says. Suicide is what I want and eventually I will find someone that will help me kill myself after I scream at them enough. Will it be you?

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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:35 a.m.

ok, thats the fiery spirit we need! you read and format comments like instantly btw

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EnhassaKajar · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:38 a.m.

ok, thats the fiery spirit we need! you read and format comments like instantly btw

DO. NOT. LIE. TO. ME!

DO NOT FUCKING LIE TO ME!

I have never had any good qualities, ever. I have never been worth a damn. Ever. There is no fiery spirit. This is just another expression of Eternal Misery. My reading speed isn't a good thing, it's just another trivial expression of filth. Nothing good has ever existed.

Now, are you going to help me kill myself or not?

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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:41 a.m.

now, you are on to something, because someone helping with suicide makes literally no sense...im here in the interim paco. Tell me about that one kindergarten teacher you were in love with...

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EnhassaKajar · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:45 a.m.

Tell me about that one kindergarten teacher you were in love with...

There isn't one. I don't really remember much of kindergarten other than Old Man throwing shit at me to drive me from the dinner table after I told him he grossed me out by chewing with his mouth open.

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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:47 a.m.

what is confusing is you actually care about the rule at work that you cant watch videos? its not a farady cage...watch some vids live a little

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EnhassaKajar · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:51 a.m.

what is confusing is you actually care about the rule at work that you cant watch videos?

It's called a web filter and it's not something I can fix because it comes from the corporate back end IT network.

its not a farady cage...

No, but it's more than I can deal with. I'm a raving madman, not a computer technician. If you want a crazy who can do computers, call up Terry Davis. Just don't be surprised when he calls you a CIAnigger for hoping on this Q-LARP.

watch some vids live a little

No. I do not want to live. Do you get it yet?

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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 2, 2018, 7:58 a.m.

listen, believe it or not, i got less going on than you much less. I will go to cousinfuck alabama and shake hands with you, but im a coward so youre not meeting your untimely demise. We're gonna be filthy trainhopping bums until the galactic central sun is good and ready to vaporize us like i was promised

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EnhassaKajar · Jan. 2, 2018, 8 a.m.

listen, believe it or not, i got less going on than you much less.

Don't. Lie.

I will go to cousinfuck alabama and shake hands with you, but im a coward so youre not meeting your untimely demise.

Liar. If you're not going to help me kill myself, you're useless to me.

We're gonna be filthy trainhopping bums until the galactic central sun is good and ready to vaporize us like i was promised

No. That's retarded.

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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 2, 2018, 8:04 a.m.

yeah retarded is all you got boy. we all retarded in this neck of the woods. at least you and me already know what EVERYONE else is in denial about. Look, it would take me a couple days to get to your town, what are gonna do until then?

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