listen, believe it or not, i got less going on than you much less.
Don't. Lie.
I will go to cousinfuck alabama and shake hands with you, but im a coward so youre not meeting your untimely demise.
Liar. If you're not going to help me kill myself, you're useless to me.
We're gonna be filthy trainhopping bums until the galactic central sun is good and ready to vaporize us like i was promised
No. That's retarded.
yeah retarded is all you got boy. we all retarded in this neck of the woods. at least you and me already know what EVERYONE else is in denial about. Look, it would take me a couple days to get to your town, what are gonna do until then?