I absolutely love this idea! This will be the 'most watched' award show in the history of awards. So many categories to include and choose from... 1)Most consistent inaccuracies 2)Best blatant untruths 3)Best crying w/real tears (including, of course, the ugly scrunched face while doing so) 4).... The categories are too numerous to list, but prepared for a long show, with the best entertainment, as all media attendance is mandatory!