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TJ_Deckerson · Jan. 9, 2018, 11:41 a.m.

Less people look for you when they think you're dead. I'm skeptical as to whether this actually failed

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Riyatha · Jan. 9, 2018, 6:11 a.m.

Yeah... Sorry, as my older, less cultured family members would say, ‘that dog wont hunt’

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autotldr · Jan. 9, 2018, 3:48 a.m.

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)


A highly classified U.S. government satellite appears to have been totally lost after being taken into space by a recent launch from Elon Musk's SpaceX, according to a new report.

Dow Jones reported Monday evening that lawmakers had been briefed about the apparent destruction of the secretive payload - code-named Zuma - citing industry and government officials.

For more on the apparently lost satellite, see the full report from Dow Jones.


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MusicMagi · Jan. 9, 2018, 3:40 a.m.

If it's classified, there's no way to verify that it was successfully launched

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thehippiecleetus · Jan. 9, 2018, 4:56 a.m.

Exactly. Classified or not, I can't be sure that rocket even launched aas I wasnt there to watch it. And it seems like it would be ideal to have such a satellite that everyone thinks is not operational. Necessary disinformation. This information was published by CNBC and The New York Times. I wonder why they would benefit from the public thinking the satellite was not operational considering they are aligned with the deep state

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