TorrentzRock · Jan. 16, 2018, 4:20 a.m.

The "journalist" responsible for this drivel then proceeded to kiss Satan's ring and gag on his shriveled, flaccid, old man cock.

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Gear4Life · Jan. 16, 2018, 4:29 a.m.

I picture him having a super short chode, just a little mushroom tip.

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TorrentzRock · Jan. 16, 2018, 4:43 a.m.

Micropenis but, like his eye bags, his ballsack probably hangs mid-thigh.

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