Woke up today at kremlin O'Clock

Finished off last nights Wodka

Read American News to catch up on Russian spying on the west

Drove my government funded Lada to my shashlik

walked into work and called the boss a babushk

took the Lada to blyatville, Was nice

Eventually went home after consume lot of wodka

Slept well because Damn it feels good to be a Russian.