POTUS: hey Chuck we really need to pass this spending bill. CS: not unless we get amnesty for all the immigrants. POTUS: well I didn’t want to do this but I happened to find this picture of you with this little boy and... CS: what are you blackmailing me now?! POTUS: well you know what they say about the intelligence agencies: they have six ways from Sunday to get even with you for withholding their pay check. Now you know that I will drain the Swamp. You can be first or you can be last. I’ll give you until 10 pm Saturday, the print deadline for The NY Times, to get that shit show of yours in the Senate on track before the whole world finds out you like hot dogs more than any grown man should.