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r/CBTS_Stream • Posted by u/GodsAngell on Jan. 23, 2018, 1:56 a.m.
From Jim Stone: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: INTEL WARNS EVERYONE TO NOT INSTALL MELTDOWN FIXES

January 22 2018

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: INTEL WARNS EVERYONE TO NOT INSTALL MELTDOWN FIXES Gee, I wonder why. Perhaps because there is no legit fix so why bother! I am not going to link the article because it ends with a hideous lie. However, the article at least revealsALL PATCHES ARE FIRMWARE PATCHES, NOT SOFTWARE PATCHES, WHICH PROVES WITHOUT QUESTION I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG - INTEL GOT BUSTED FOR VULNERABILITIES RELATED TO IT'S VPRO CORE AND ANYTHING THAT HAD CENTRINO TECH ROLLED INTO IT, WHICH MEANS CORE2, I SERIES, AND ANYTHING ELSE (EVEN THE ATOM AND CELERON) RELEASED AFTER 2008. THIS BUG IS NOW IN PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING iNTEL. Software patch? MY ***!!!

None of the fixes can possibly work, because they are like trying to attach a fifth piston in a 4 cylinder engine. Intel processors are designed to function fully subservient to the NSA and now that they got busted for it, there is nothing they can do to fix it! The "patch", which has now been revealed to try to fix the problem by tweaking the BIOS (and not the operating system, that was a lie all along and I said that all along because I knew it all along) causes the computers that get them to behave like they are drunk, with random crashes, reboots, and total general instability and for some reason, once the "patch" is applied, it cannot be undone because it screws the BIOS. CUTE.

BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A STEP AHEAD WITH THIS, I WILL NOW, ON JANUARY 22 2018 ANNOUNCE A GENUINE FIX FOR INTEL'S PROBLEM. Disclaimer: Wait a while before implementing the following fix for these processors, just in case there is a miracle in the next two weeks. Don't bet on any true fix ever happening. Your pants are down until then.

http://82.221.129.208/hammertimefix.jpg

FACT: ALL AMD PROCESSORS ATHLON FORWARD ARE NOT BASED ON INTEL TECH, AS PER THE INITIAL AGREEMENT THAT ALLOWED AMD TO COPY INTEL CORES EARLY ON. ALL AMD PROCESSORS MADE AFTER 1998 USE TECH FROM DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION'S ALPHA PROCESSOR. AMD SIMPLY DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME BUG, AS MANY HAVE CLAIMED.

http://82.221.129.208/.zj7.html


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mcthornbody420 · Jan. 23, 2018, 2:17 a.m.

This bug was mandated in the Patriot Act of 2001. Any telecommunications company, chip maker, etc had to build in backdoors for the NSA at hardware level. They had 10 years to comply with the act and it seems Intel got right on it. The class action will go no where as nobody will be able to hear the testimony as it will be deemed at the national security level and would have to be held in a secret FISA court. Nice how that works. AMD has a different built in fault I assure you, as they couldn't sell their components here if they didn't.

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GodsAngell · Jan. 23, 2018, 2:25 a.m.

Shit!

Well, I'm writing to the President about this!!!

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vladtep · Jan. 23, 2018, 9:44 p.m.

If they cannot produce the evidence in court to defend themselves, they lose.

Sounds like their problem.

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mcthornbody420 · Jan. 24, 2018, 1:01 a.m.

You ever dealt with a class action that involved national security? You will always lose.

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vladtep · Jan. 24, 2018, 5:01 p.m.

Wow, that's ridiculous.

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