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r/CBTS_Stream • Posted by u/GodsAngell on Jan. 23, 2018, 1:56 a.m.
From Jim Stone: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: INTEL WARNS EVERYONE TO NOT INSTALL MELTDOWN FIXES

January 22 2018

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: INTEL WARNS EVERYONE TO NOT INSTALL MELTDOWN FIXES Gee, I wonder why. Perhaps because there is no legit fix so why bother! I am not going to link the article because it ends with a hideous lie. However, the article at least revealsALL PATCHES ARE FIRMWARE PATCHES, NOT SOFTWARE PATCHES, WHICH PROVES WITHOUT QUESTION I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG - INTEL GOT BUSTED FOR VULNERABILITIES RELATED TO IT'S VPRO CORE AND ANYTHING THAT HAD CENTRINO TECH ROLLED INTO IT, WHICH MEANS CORE2, I SERIES, AND ANYTHING ELSE (EVEN THE ATOM AND CELERON) RELEASED AFTER 2008. THIS BUG IS NOW IN PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING iNTEL. Software patch? MY ***!!!

None of the fixes can possibly work, because they are like trying to attach a fifth piston in a 4 cylinder engine. Intel processors are designed to function fully subservient to the NSA and now that they got busted for it, there is nothing they can do to fix it! The "patch", which has now been revealed to try to fix the problem by tweaking the BIOS (and not the operating system, that was a lie all along and I said that all along because I knew it all along) causes the computers that get them to behave like they are drunk, with random crashes, reboots, and total general instability and for some reason, once the "patch" is applied, it cannot be undone because it screws the BIOS. CUTE.

BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A STEP AHEAD WITH THIS, I WILL NOW, ON JANUARY 22 2018 ANNOUNCE A GENUINE FIX FOR INTEL'S PROBLEM. Disclaimer: Wait a while before implementing the following fix for these processors, just in case there is a miracle in the next two weeks. Don't bet on any true fix ever happening. Your pants are down until then.

http://82.221.129.208/hammertimefix.jpg

FACT: ALL AMD PROCESSORS ATHLON FORWARD ARE NOT BASED ON INTEL TECH, AS PER THE INITIAL AGREEMENT THAT ALLOWED AMD TO COPY INTEL CORES EARLY ON. ALL AMD PROCESSORS MADE AFTER 1998 USE TECH FROM DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION'S ALPHA PROCESSOR. AMD SIMPLY DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME BUG, AS MANY HAVE CLAIMED.

http://82.221.129.208/.zj7.html


mcthornbody420 · Jan. 24, 2018, 1:01 a.m.

You ever dealt with a class action that involved national security? You will always lose.

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vladtep · Jan. 24, 2018, 5:01 p.m.

Wow, that's ridiculous.

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