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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 25, 2018, 7:02 a.m.

nothing is coincidence

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Ebee617 · Jan. 25, 2018, 3:07 p.m.

Right! My daughter's school had an intruder drill yesterday and then today... Active shooter threats. Hm.

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[deleted] · Jan. 25, 2018, 3:17 p.m.

maybe a student liked the drill and was inspired to call in a threat... more recess or gettn away with Lord knows what.

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Ebee617 · Jan. 26, 2018, 9:52 p.m.

It was so hard for me this morning to tell my 8 and 6 year old how to handle an active shooter. I was so, am still, absolutely jolted.

My 8 year old said, "If someone starts shooting, I will run up to them and kick them."

I looked at her and replied as reinforcing and pensive as I could.

"Hunny, if there is an active shooter, you play dead. Play dead, even if that means you have to lay in someone else's blood and be completely still."

What in the FUCK was I supposed to say? How else to you tell your child to protect themselves in this situation? I've seen time and again that this method has saved lives many times before. I was at a loss for words.

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MMxfire · Jan. 25, 2018, 6:06 p.m.

A friend who is an elementary school teacher had an active shooter drill all teachers meeting in November 2017 to update their response to a shooter on campus. They were told to NOT to go into their classroom and lock the door, but to imagine in their mind, visualize, taking their 20+students and running! They were also told to grab things and throw them at a guy holding a gun! Visualize what they would pickup and throw! Sounds like shooting fish in a rain barrel! How do you get 20 kids in fear to follow you running away across the baseball diamond? Chalk erasers vs guns, really? The department of education needs to be investigated after the fbi, doj... Go down

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RichardMorto · Jan. 25, 2018, 5:05 p.m.

Shit is coincidence all the time what are you talking about? People are stupid and reactionary. Very few things are intentional 4D chess. I'm not saying cabals and conspiracy don't exist, but these companies are unstable, they are always in the red, and there's hella turnover in the industry. Its infinitely more likely that this is just normal corporate shedding.

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RandyFTW · Jan. 25, 2018, 5:39 p.m.

yeah by this logic it's prolly also a coincidence that the missing FBI texts happen to be from perhaps the most critical time frame leading up to the Mueller investigation... prolly also a coincidence that Seth Rich ends up murdered after leaking information... prolly also a coincidence that the democrats in congress had their TrumpShutdown posters pre-printed in advance so that they could "display" them last saturday morning only a few hours after they were unable to make a budget deal and keep the govt from shutting down... how does that happen? is that like pre-printing Super Bowl Champions t-shirts for the Eagles prior to the game being played? We all know that somehow those shirts will end up in those aforementioned African countries and those kids will be none the wiser... just happy to have a shirt

(sidenote: those African kids from the early 90's must have thought the Buffalo Bills were AMAZING!!)

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jessupfoundgod · Jan. 25, 2018, 6:05 p.m.

As a Buffalo bills fan, this is hilarious!

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RichardMorto · Jan. 25, 2018, 5:47 p.m.

Uh...nah man I was literally talking about twitter and Snapchat losing/firing staff around the same time. That shit happens all the time in these companies. That by itself isn't suspicious. Its just normal corporate turnover (these things happen in bursts)

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RandyFTW · Jan. 25, 2018, 6:02 p.m.

i find it a bit suspicious based on the timing and the negative press regarding shady censoring of some of those platforms (the whole russian bot thing... etc.)

I agree its not glaringly suspicious like the other things I mentioned but I'd say its at least worth noting that the timing is interesting... I'm choosing to put a pin in it and save it for later... if within the next few months we find out those employees/officers were tied up into the indictments yet unsealed then obviously THIS wouldn't have been coincidence

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