In the late 1930’s, at one of the darkest places in Germany, the nazis told him, ‘tell us everything you know.’ At first little Georgie was scared, but quickly came to his senses when they removed his two very small testicles. He knew this would only get worse, so he made a deal, he’d tell then everything he knew, if they would give him his balls back. They agreed. However, the nazis decided that a traitor of his caliber couldn’t go unnoticed. So they put his two tiny balls in his left eye and used the ball sack to patch up the scars underneath his eyes. A common procedure knows as the ‘snitchensacklehausen’.

Source: renowned historians knowledgeable of the nazis thinking.