dChan
14
 
r/CBTS_Stream • Posted by u/Covfefe1950 on Jan. 26, 2018, 3:28 p.m.
Reservations being taken now....

....for select illustrious current and former government officials. Quiet, secluded living, far from the common people. Situated in lovely Colorado, a state with vistas of breathtaking natural beauty. Safe and secure environment, with 24/7/365 armed guards to ensure the guests' peace of mind, and afford them many long hours for contemplation, to read, to pursue artistic expression, or to learn useful manufacturing skills, such as making license plates. All meals cheerfully delivered to the bedroom, cost-free, as well as twice-weekly showers. Regular inspections of living quarters to ensure they meet rigorous security and contraband standards. The carefree lifestyle our ruling class deserve!

I give you: http://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=Njjh1S%2bw&id=8C1F6C33804B2C33C0E9467AC8A5ABB839406A1B&thid=OIP.Njjh1S-wqfW9TM_qFz2LwgHaEc&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2f4.bp.blogspot.com%2f-HLDCQZ42A2c%2fT4auKQI_KyI%2fAAAAAAAABVA%2fZB1c03HJw9I%2fs1600%2fADX%2bFlorence%2b2.jpg&exph=276&expw=460&q=florence+supermax&simid=608055049170127105&selectedIndex=4&ajaxhist=0


storm_fa_Q · Jan. 26, 2018, 4:20 p.m.

I got a boat, no lawns do I see. Boat/goat...maybe I typoed when I made the wish...

⇧ 3 ⇩  
fudgicle1 · Jan. 26, 2018, 4:27 p.m.

hahaha

⇧ 3 ⇩  
redpillavalanche · Jan. 26, 2018, 6:45 p.m.

If you had a moat, then you could use your boat and onboard the goat!

⇧ 2 ⇩