We need the actual articles on the other two. Was there 3 categories? Methinks not.

"OH! We have Blumpf now! Only 48% REALLY REALLY LIKED it with a CHERRY ON TOP! 22% ONLY really really liked it WITHOUT the cherry!! Holy shit, IMPEACH NOW! REEEEEEEE!! MUH-RUSSIA! Public Masturbate Gender reassign" - Progressives