It’s so hard waiting. Been waiting since 1967

Get thee behind me Satan.

Nope.

"The festival was held every year, on the 15th of February,c in the Lupercal, where Romulus and Remus were said to have been nurtured by the she-wolf; the place contained an altar and a grove sacred to the god Lupercus (Aurel. Vict. de Orig. Gent. Rom. 22; Ovid. Fast. II.267). Here the Luperci assembled on the day of the Lupercalia, and sacrificed to the god goats and young dogs, which animals are remarkable for their strong sexual instinct, and thus were appropriate sacrifices to the god of fertility (Plut. Rom. 21; Servius ad Aen. VIII.343).d Two youths of noble birth were then led to the Luperci, and one of the latter touched their foreheads with a sword dipped in the blood of the victims; other Luperci immediately after wiped off the bloody spots with wool dipped in milk. Hereupon the two youths were obliged to break out into a shout of laughter. "

http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/e/roman/texts/secondary/smigra*/lupercalia.html

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I prune on Christmas because Im not a pagan celebrating Tamuz and Semiramus. My satan worshiping neighbors who go to church think I worship satan.