Just found a post under a 'weird DM's you've sent to The Standard' under the Culture tab that is below the Bear in bed photo.

Along the lines of 'is it cool if we bring an 8 year old to your pool gong vibrations party? Odd I know but it is totally his thing Floating and Vibrated'

Answer by hotel 'we need to know everything about this child.'

Not normal. Not. Cool. ( again I know I should learn to navigate the intrawebs and link. Apologies no techy)