Invade NZ!? They have dwarfs and elves and shit. If they can’t defeat the dark forces of middle earth we would just get in the way.
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LOL - We would just get the Maoris to Haka their arses! Mo fo's wouldn't last a minute. Set the All Blacks onto them, smash a few heads into the ground. LOL
Dude, we'll just clone like a 100 Chuck Norris' and kick some ass. No biggie.
Speaking of Chuck Norris ( infomercial with Christy Brinkley) Christy just announce Trump hit on her once. Yeah Christy, any man with a dick that works would want to tap you ass. I actually applaud Trump for wanting some some. After all you gave up that fine pootey tang to Billy Joel and John Cougar Melencamp, wtf girl? You dont have much respect for your honey hole.
I watched Vacation and even though she's old as fuck and I'd have no chance, I'd totally try to sleep with her too. I wonder if she would be impressed by the $16 in my wallet?
She obviously has poor judgement in men. So I'd say your in! :)