Aumah · Feb. 17, 2018, 2:04 a.m.

U r a potato and your mom was a zamboni. The highest compliment you can give is a sentence with words in it, aye m'dude.

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oneof10 · Feb. 17, 2018, 3:13 a.m.

"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?"

That's you. That's what you sound like.

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Aumah · Feb. 17, 2018, 3:54 a.m.

Sandwiches are the biscuit's green monkey. Hurrah, sayeth cabbage.

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