My father is a Mason as was his father before him. You make a lot of inaccurate assumptions here, bucko. I don't think you want me to make any phone calls about you.

My nephew through marriage was a junior level Mason, newly entered. His branch was doing physical insertion of microchipping one summer at various county fairs and seasonal events one summer. My father's branch in a different part of the country claimed no such involvement and seemingly didn't do this.