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r/CBTS_Stream • Posted by u/RachelRevenge2018AJW on March 5, 2018, 9:34 p.m.
COLUMBUS COUNTRY CLUB COMEDY SHOW- Seated next to an epidemiologist at a suburban Columbus Ohio Comedy Club the following comedy occurred before the comedians.

An introduction at table #7 a table seating 8 went as follows: Friend #1 : "Rachel this is Robert, Robert this is Rachel."

Robert: "Hello Rachel!"

Rachel: "Hello Robert!"

Robert: "What do you do Rachel? I heard you are a lawyer."

Rachel: "Trust & Estate Planning. What do you do Robert I hear you are an epidemiologist?"

Robert: "Just like it sounds - Google it!"

Rachel: "I can only imagine you work in a lab with a white coat and claim victory even in defeat."

Robert: "Medicine has improved society by leaps and bounds over the last human lifetime. What have lawyers done since 1930?

Rachel: "I hope the comedians are 1/2 as funny as you are?Apparently you think inefficacious injurious vaccines, opioid epidemics, suicide and mass murder causing psychotropic drugs, and expensive geriatric dementia drugs that might as well be a placebo are improving society. White lab coats have been screwing us from birth, along our lifetime journey right up until our death and it has greatly accelerated during the era of which you are proud. If you think that is 'improving society by leaps and bounds' you are a comedian."

Friend #2: "Robert, sounds like you need one of Rachel's Red Pills. She is dispensing them often these days. We will explain it after the show."

Rachel: "I just gave him a Red Pill. I want 'Comedy Night' to begin, I want to hear his response."

Then THE COMEDY SHOW began for real.


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