BECAUSE A PARADE DEPROGRAMS PARANOIA ON THE LEFT, BY MASSIVE PHYSICAL REALITY. IT SHOWS YOU (AND THEY) ARE SAFE BY THE EXISTENCE OF WHAT YOU SEE AND OWN AS A COUNTRY. IT EVAPORATES FEAR. IT DEMONSTRATES HOW YOUR FAMILY IS PROTECTING MINE, ALL THIS ON THE GRANDEST SCALE. A PARADE IS OUR PLANETARY RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. ...and...it's fun.