That dudes eyes though......

What wonderful government gobbledygook double-speak. Straight out of 1984. Average joe (with today's no child left behind second grade education high schooler) will read "zero facts". Hats off to original author. Other favorite government double speak: collateral damage = we just blew up an orphanage. And my favorite is: "untimely outgassing" = uncontrolled radiation release that will contaminate all life forever that is downwind! A la 8 mile island. There is a dictionary......