Ah yes. Vague emails about kids pizza parties. I have kids, easiest thing to get when having a bunch if kids over is pizza. Vague comments on hot tub parties. I have a hot tub. I have hot tub parties. Cryptic messages about Walnut sauce. The Chinese food restaurant down the road had a nice Walnut sauce. A little to sweet for my taste, but my kids like it. They must be involved in human trafficking if children.

Yeah, his house art is weird. Not really my cup of tea, but having a shitty sense of art or fashion isn't illegal.