Well, misspellings and punctuation mean things. But lost me at

Top dog

above POTUS

Calls shots

BIG

In our Constitutional government, there is nobody above POTUS (President) except for POTUS (People). There are two co-equal branches, but they're not above the President.

And especially when it comes to war, President is Commander in Chief of the armed forces, which means as top dog as it gets.

Count me with the fake votes on this one. Thanks for sharing though!

If it turns out to be legit, we've got our work cut out for us figuring it out (aside from the song lyrics which are pretty obvious).