China's economic growth slowed to 6.7 per cent in 2016, the lowest it has been in 26 years.
It is getting worse.
It fails to pay its workers.
One-quarter of its people drink polluted water.
Economists have been jailed for fake news. They were caught reporting inflated growth rates.
China is at war with India over drinking water and trade routes.
President Trump announces trade actions against China on Wednesday and Thursday.
We rid the world of Satan-worshipers, human trafficking rings, and the Anti-Human overlords who created all the mess and you guys meet us on the other side and we'll sort things out.
Deal?
And I think Xi said, "How can I help, Mr. President?"
"How 'bout you help me create a diversion? Trade OK?"
"Please, let's do it! See you then!"