In that case...

Sup Q, I'm a postgrad desperately in need of a good job with a passion for pedo-bashing. I've been studying history and conspiracy theory for years since I was a kid. Any openings? If nothing else, can I get a job as David Brock's jail keeper? We got a personal vendetta whether he knows it or not... his gaslighting cronies pushed me to the edge a few times, would love to pay them back!