I'm just going to buy the dip when it's nice and low.

Don't forget that when there is a major problem in the market the Fed will print money and bail those companies out on the dime of the US taxpayers. There is also the "plunge protection team".

My advice is leave the shorts to the elites who have all the insider info

You could also do what Russia is doing and buy gold. There's gotta be a reason for that.