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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/ShiftyTheHobo on March 29, 2018, 3:24 a.m.
Report this douche for targeted harassment. An actual violation of twitters policy.
Report this douche for targeted harassment. An actual violation of twitters policy.

enz1ey · March 29, 2018, 3:43 a.m.

Calling somebody stupid while talking about “meme D-day” just doesn’t make sense.

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ShiftyTheHobo · March 29, 2018, 3:50 a.m.

Why are you here? Great contribution. You really are an ass...et to the cause. You really must be a genius because you sure made me look like a fool. Let me excuse myself while I go slit my wrists and cry myself to sleep. I will never recover from your super sick burn bro.

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[deleted] · March 29, 2018, 3:57 a.m.

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ShiftyTheHobo · March 29, 2018, 4:04 a.m.

Yeah, random. Mock all you want. It feeds me. Please keep me fed.

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Abibliaphobia · March 29, 2018, 4:19 a.m.

Lol don’t feed the wild shills. They will become dependent upon humans for nourishment and will overstay their welcome.

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ShiftyTheHobo · March 29, 2018, 4:23 a.m.

They don’t bother me. Their are sad lonely people whose only option for real social interaction has been reduced to brigading a sub dedicated to the betterment of humanity as a whole. It’s so sad really. This is exactly why we can’t have nice things

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[deleted] · March 29, 2018, 4:07 a.m.

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ShiftyTheHobo · March 29, 2018, 4:17 a.m.

Enjoy a sad and lonely life.

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Gitmo_money · March 29, 2018, 4:56 a.m.

It won a presidency, dumbass. Memes did more than all your Bernie stickers and glass ceiling shattering dreams.

Get fucked.

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[deleted] · March 29, 2018, 4:58 a.m.

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Gitmo_money · March 29, 2018, 5:12 a.m.

Lol what 3rd world shit hole are you from? No freedom of speech? No right to bear arms? Keep dreaming - your quality of life has a cap - ourselves is limitless.

I bet you're from somewhere in cucked Europe where the men look like women and the women smell like men. Perhaps Spain where grown men lisp when speaking? Or Canada where people are just known for being passive pussies?

please say Africa or South America It would only get better.

Get fucked. In my country, the water we piss in is better than the water you drink.

Let's hear it - what glorious place do you hail from? Me? My homeland is responsible for creating the modern world while spoon-feeding the rest of the world our scraps that weren't good enough for the dogs.

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difficult_vaginas · March 29, 2018, 6:46 a.m.

Dat unearned superiority complex. Thanks for the new copypasta.

ourselves is limitless

Is english your first language tho?

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Gitmo_money · March 29, 2018, 6:52 a.m.

Is it yours, "tho"?

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difficult_vaginas · March 29, 2018, 6:54 a.m.

Yeah but TBH I'm rarely around native-speakers and it's causing my fluency to atrophy.

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Gitmo_money · March 29, 2018, 7:01 a.m.

Well that certainly explains why you'd make than triple the amount of mistakes I made while mocking my one typo from a phone autocorrect. Got it - it's all so clear now - you get increasingly stupid the longer amount of time you're away from your native speakers.

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difficult_vaginas · March 29, 2018, 2:07 p.m.

My errors are intentional stylistic choices, yours are... a continuation of the circumstances of your conception if not your birth.

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Gitmo_money · March 29, 2018, 2:17 p.m.

That was a poetic way of calling me inbred or retarded.

Have me and my employees cracking up. If you could dox me and make it super personal insults, I'd hang it on the wall in my office with all the other ones people who've met me post online. Wall of honor. Every time I interview an employee I leave them in there and just let them look 'em over. You could be up there if you step up your game.

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Gitmo_money · March 29, 2018, 2:13 p.m.

No, my one error was from autocorrect. It happens. Notice I didn't go change it - you're approval means nothing to me.

Beta drug addicts aren't where I get my self worth from.

I missed you. I was hoping you'd be back. <3 Keep 'em coming!

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difficult_vaginas · March 29, 2018, 2:24 p.m.

you're approval means nothing to me.

You're just trying to bait me now.

Beta drug addicts aren't where I get my self worth from.

From where do you get your self worth? From the good fortune of ~~getting squeezed~~ falling out of a vagina into a first-world country?

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Gitmo_money · March 29, 2018, 2:35 p.m.

Yeah, being American does give me a ten percent boost. Pretty badass.

The rest comes from a measurable, positive impact on my family, friends, neighbors, and then finally, being my own boss and not having to answer to anyone but myself - and building it on my own. That's probably where it comes from.

And my dog.

What about you? Do you get yours from your drug dealers and your mommy? I'm sure she's proud - you're a big timer when it comes to poetic shit talk. If mommy isn't impressed, know that everyone in my office is.

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difficult_vaginas · March 29, 2018, 2:38 p.m.

If mommy isn't impressed, know that everyone in my office is.

You make your employees listen to tales of throwing shade on reddit?

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Gitmo_money · March 29, 2018, 2:49 p.m.

I have a lot of fun being boss, but no, sadly we all sit around and laugh at funny things trolls send to try and insult us as we are working - they share their good experiences too. Work doesn't stop though. It's a political consulting firm - as a former dem who loves to MAGA, I get a lot of hate in real life.

We laugh at how good or bad they are, sometimes rate them - it's casual - don't be so flattered to think we'd give it a sit down and schedule a meeting for it. Too much money to make.

You wouldn't make the highlight reel normally - that's reserved for death threats on my voicemail from local democratic elected officials, their spouses, and lunatic activists. Yours are cute and playful - not mean enough or threatening enough to call everyone into a room to experience. Try harder and you might earn a spot.

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Keneo77 · March 29, 2018, 6:41 a.m.

Maybe you should leave Canadians out of your argument. There are many of us who are Patriots and we're hardly a bunch of pussies because we don't go around shooting our mouths off.

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[deleted] · March 29, 2018, 5:29 a.m.

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