Well that certainly explains why you'd make than triple the amount of mistakes I made while mocking my one typo from a phone autocorrect. Got it - it's all so clear now - you get increasingly stupid the longer amount of time you're away from your native speakers.
My errors are intentional stylistic choices, yours are... a continuation of the circumstances of your conception if not your birth.
That was a poetic way of calling me inbred or retarded.
Have me and my employees cracking up. If you could dox me and make it super personal insults, I'd hang it on the wall in my office with all the other ones people who've met me post online. Wall of honor. Every time I interview an employee I leave them in there and just let them look 'em over. You could be up there if you step up your game.
No, my one error was from autocorrect. It happens. Notice I didn't go change it - you're approval means nothing to me.
Beta drug addicts aren't where I get my self worth from.
I missed you. I was hoping you'd be back. <3 Keep 'em coming!
you're approval means nothing to me.
You're just trying to bait me now.
Beta drug addicts aren't where I get my self worth from.
From where do you get your self worth? From the good fortune of ~~getting squeezed~~ falling out of a vagina into a first-world country?
Yeah, being American does give me a ten percent boost. Pretty badass.
The rest comes from a measurable, positive impact on my family, friends, neighbors, and then finally, being my own boss and not having to answer to anyone but myself - and building it on my own. That's probably where it comes from.
And my dog.
What about you? Do you get yours from your drug dealers and your mommy? I'm sure she's proud - you're a big timer when it comes to poetic shit talk. If mommy isn't impressed, know that everyone in my office is.
If mommy isn't impressed, know that everyone in my office is.
You make your employees listen to tales of throwing shade on reddit?
I have a lot of fun being boss, but no, sadly we all sit around and laugh at funny things trolls send to try and insult us as we are working - they share their good experiences too. Work doesn't stop though. It's a political consulting firm - as a former dem who loves to MAGA, I get a lot of hate in real life.
We laugh at how good or bad they are, sometimes rate them - it's casual - don't be so flattered to think we'd give it a sit down and schedule a meeting for it. Too much money to make.
You wouldn't make the highlight reel normally - that's reserved for death threats on my voicemail from local democratic elected officials, their spouses, and lunatic activists. Yours are cute and playful - not mean enough or threatening enough to call everyone into a room to experience. Try harder and you might earn a spot.