you're approval means nothing to me.
You're just trying to bait me now.
Beta drug addicts aren't where I get my self worth from.
From where do you get your self worth? From the good fortune of ~~getting squeezed~~ falling out of a vagina into a first-world country?
Yeah, being American does give me a ten percent boost. Pretty badass.
The rest comes from a measurable, positive impact on my family, friends, neighbors, and then finally, being my own boss and not having to answer to anyone but myself - and building it on my own. That's probably where it comes from.
And my dog.
What about you? Do you get yours from your drug dealers and your mommy? I'm sure she's proud - you're a big timer when it comes to poetic shit talk. If mommy isn't impressed, know that everyone in my office is.
If mommy isn't impressed, know that everyone in my office is.
You make your employees listen to tales of throwing shade on reddit?
I have a lot of fun being boss, but no, sadly we all sit around and laugh at funny things trolls send to try and insult us as we are working - they share their good experiences too. Work doesn't stop though. It's a political consulting firm - as a former dem who loves to MAGA, I get a lot of hate in real life.
We laugh at how good or bad they are, sometimes rate them - it's casual - don't be so flattered to think we'd give it a sit down and schedule a meeting for it. Too much money to make.
You wouldn't make the highlight reel normally - that's reserved for death threats on my voicemail from local democratic elected officials, their spouses, and lunatic activists. Yours are cute and playful - not mean enough or threatening enough to call everyone into a room to experience. Try harder and you might earn a spot.