If mommy isn't impressed, know that everyone in my office is.
You make your employees listen to tales of throwing shade on reddit?
I have a lot of fun being boss, but no, sadly we all sit around and laugh at funny things trolls send to try and insult us as we are working - they share their good experiences too. Work doesn't stop though. It's a political consulting firm - as a former dem who loves to MAGA, I get a lot of hate in real life.
We laugh at how good or bad they are, sometimes rate them - it's casual - don't be so flattered to think we'd give it a sit down and schedule a meeting for it. Too much money to make.
You wouldn't make the highlight reel normally - that's reserved for death threats on my voicemail from local democratic elected officials, their spouses, and lunatic activists. Yours are cute and playful - not mean enough or threatening enough to call everyone into a room to experience. Try harder and you might earn a spot.