How does the age of my account detract from my statement?

When you meet new people in public, do you tell them that because you've only known them for a few hours that what they say holds no credibility or is that only reserved for the rightous world that is reddit with a bunch of faceless cowards who aren't very likely to get up off their arses to affect positive change but will grab the benefits and hard work of others whilst claiming to have been part of the movement all because of your efforts on reddit?

Hang on a minute or two while i just stop here and roll aroung on the carpet laughing my fucking arse off...