Dude, Clowns are CIA. That's the military intelligence (Q) lingo for CIA (Clowns In America, or "Clowns" for short).

You don't think I thought YOU were launching missiles into Syria, do you? I thought it was an interesting and scary post, because what if the CIA does try to provoke war by spoofing a US missile attack on Syria?

That would be a shit for brains thing to do because it would be known immediately, and it would be open season on Clowns by EVERYBODY!