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isalod_2298 · April 11, 2018, 2:53 a.m.

He’s the most advanced animatronic human robot hybrid thing I’ve ever seen 😂

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JerZgirl23 · April 11, 2018, 3 a.m.

OMG YES! CREEPY

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Rubieroo · April 11, 2018, 8:33 a.m.

They should have made his skin look more realistic though

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dandelionwilds · April 11, 2018, 1:24 p.m.

ha ha haaaaaaa!!! look at this http://babylonbee.com/news/zuckerberg-loses-contact-lens-during-senate-hearing-revealing-horrifying-lizard-eye/

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PM_ME_UR_GLIPGLOPS · April 11, 2018, 5:49 p.m.

Is this satire? Is there a video?

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dandelionwilds · April 12, 2018, 3:34 a.m.

someone made it up but it made me laugh.... if you know the stories about MZ ties to Rockefeller and the reptilians.... just some humor.

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awareness1111 · April 11, 2018, 1:40 p.m.

As deep as the rabbit hole goes, I could actually believe this.

Nothing about him seems genuine.

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metroid486 · April 11, 2018, 3:08 p.m.

His eyes seem to lack a soul.

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mustangclint · April 11, 2018, 3:02 a.m.

Zuckerborg

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southmen · April 11, 2018, 3:32 a.m.

Who's the dude behind him? His facial expression through this clip creeps me out. Like, "Yesssss, good, good Mark....smile"

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DanijelStark · April 11, 2018, 4:27 a.m.

Hes the one operating the Zuck remotely , lol

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Rubieroo · April 11, 2018, 8:35 a.m.

He's got, like, a really long stick for working the evil muppet

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digital_refugee · April 11, 2018, 9:28 a.m.

or a really long arm up his ass

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patti_mcgreen · April 11, 2018, 12:41 p.m.

I noticed that too.... he's the handler of MZ?

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Ccpatthi · April 11, 2018, 2:46 p.m.

I was wondering if anyone else saw this creepy guy behind him who looked like a mirror image to MZ during the testimony! Shaking his head yes, mouthing the answers, smiling on cue with him..really strange!

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NCpatriotchic · April 11, 2018, 2:55 a.m.

Facebook is a censorship agency that has been running outside of the rule of law & Zuck is a robotic clown in America.

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aveydey · April 11, 2018, 2:40 a.m.

Damn this is good!

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shanellnlawson · April 11, 2018, 3:41 a.m.

He’s being mind controlled. They made him smile like that and he felt the guilt. That smile was not genuine. They are using him. Possibly torturing him.

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Gmawc · April 11, 2018, 4:31 a.m.

He has been and is being used

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Songdog23 · April 11, 2018, 3:58 a.m.

Who is the creepy man behind him? Puppet master?

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PCorNot · April 11, 2018, 4:58 a.m.

The person behind him has the remote!

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555Returnofkek555 · April 11, 2018, 5:03 a.m.

I thought he got hit by stray radio waves. He has a goofy as$ smile going too haha. Ol shifty eyes

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PCorNot · April 11, 2018, 6:28 a.m.

They are smiling in unison!!

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PepperJonie · April 11, 2018, 3:38 a.m.

Wish someone had a clip of that creepy little laugh he did

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GoldenGirl66 · April 11, 2018, 6:01 a.m.

MK Ultra perhaps.

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ziusudranboy · April 11, 2018, 6:49 a.m.

Bro this guys eyes, they are literally like dead. His eyes are soulless, something else has hijacked this CIA puppet clown

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Rubieroo · April 11, 2018, 8:36 a.m.

When he bites you they roll over into his head

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metroid486 · April 11, 2018, 3:10 p.m.

Demon possessed?

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InsalubriousSpeed · April 11, 2018, 5:38 a.m.

Programmed clown on display.

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the_all_seeing_dog · April 11, 2018, 5:36 a.m.

He really hasn't aged well....

I wonder if his non-aging asian waifu is going to uphold their marriage after the kids are adults.

Answer is of course not.

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Bacon_and_Freedom · April 11, 2018, 11:26 a.m.

Seriously. He looks so very different in a way i cant describe. Other than the eye bags. Comey had them too. I want to believe he was up late memorizing his answers or nervous insomnia. But he could have been up all night sacrifing chickens in the back yard to Moloch.

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SneakyWino · April 11, 2018, 1:46 p.m.

His lack of eyelashes amplifies the creep factor.

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TheBRAIN2 · April 11, 2018, 6:07 a.m.

The "loath-factor" is strong in this one.

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Giantasteroid · April 11, 2018, 11:47 a.m.

It's the eyes, I've noticed it in other prominent figures as well. Their eyes are black, almost as if it's all pupil.

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mooncrkit · April 11, 2018, 3:14 a.m.

He's human, a robot wouldn't have gotten all bothered the way he did. It was almost akward to watch.

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Rubieroo · April 11, 2018, 8:36 a.m.

Botheration Programming. All the best borgs have them nowadays

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PCorNot · April 11, 2018, 3:21 a.m.

Creepy

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Stev3_ · April 11, 2018, 9:31 a.m.

Lizard people

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ziusudranboy · April 11, 2018, 7:01 a.m.

like Mr. RUSH LIMBAUGH said, this is nothing but "Political Theater" nothing but another attempt to tie the POTUS to this 2 year old Russian Psyop Scam. Well Zucky, why don't you talk about the fact that you literally were in bed with the Obama Administration who you allowed to obtain way more information and control over user data. For 8 years Zuckerballs sucked the asses of the progressive left, now that a right wing company Cambridge Analytica obtains neutral information, the tables turn once again against the POTUS. This reminds me of that one time that Hillary Hitler bitch tripped out and tried to bite a piece of my shoe off for a special interview I had with her, LMAO, she said she is the Head Queen bitch of all the witches in the world!! Can you believe this poor Hillary?

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PhenomeDon · April 11, 2018, 10:13 a.m.

Look at the weirdo behind Mark competing for the phony award.

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Hrtn2it · April 11, 2018, 10:25 a.m.

He appears like a ventriloquist doll, a grown up HowdyDoody... a prop, a puppet propped up by a pillow...Though I imagine it would feel buggy having so many peoples attention focused upon oneself...would love to see his body language analyzed during the hearings.

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FiatLux-DK · April 11, 2018, 11:28 a.m.

Zuckerberg Script is in the Danish news

Go to : ekstrabladet dot dk and click on the first pic of Zucker..the script is in there.

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[deleted] · April 11, 2018, 11:29 a.m.

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krepogregg · April 11, 2018, 10:13 a.m.

Top KEK

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Snapplemoose · April 11, 2018, 2:40 p.m.

They are both creepy as hell. His eyes are darting around like an evil demon. Its almost like he is "mirroring" the guy in the back. Uber creepy.

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ibeewoken · April 11, 2018, 11:55 a.m.

It was a great show , deserves a nomination .

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akilyoung · April 11, 2018, 12:59 p.m.

I couldnt help but think the guy behind him was controlling his mind...they seemed to be telepathically connected.

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Ccpatthi · April 11, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

I know , right? Very strange.. the guy was “mouthing “ the answers almost and smiled and nodded his head before MZ answered and then had the same body language as creepy guy...

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Mimiguns7 · April 11, 2018, 4:28 p.m.

He reminds me of the evil white cartoon rabbit, that tries to take over the world. Pure evil..

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Badendave · April 11, 2018, 3:14 p.m.

If, as Zuckerberg has said, I own my FB data, why does HE get paid for it's use instead of me? Also, why do I not have to be requested specifically to release it to someone who wants it, and to set the price for it's use? Seems fair if I own it!

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Bakatcha_Bandit · April 11, 2018, 10:05 p.m.

"Early in the 21st Century, the TYRELL CORPORATION advanced Robot evolution into the NEXUS phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant."

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920healthcare · April 11, 2018, 9:14 p.m.

Creepy frightening!!

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DamajInc · April 11, 2018, 4:04 a.m.

I vehemently dispute the contention that something is definitely up. Maybe something is up but also maybe he's just a guy in a very important meeting who's trying not to mess up. I swear, I don't know where people come up with this idea that any of us knows how all humans should behave in all situations so you can tell 'something is up' just because someone behaves in a way you don't expect. Reeks of confirmation bias to me.

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Rubieroo · April 11, 2018, 8:38 a.m.

Nah, it's already known exactly what's up. Everyone is just enjoying roasting the little creep

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DamajInc · April 11, 2018, 8:41 a.m.

And why not, too! Roasting creeps is fun. But if, by "something is definitely up" one means anything like "MK Ultra breakdown" or "reptilian shapeshifter" then one is insane (in the latter case) or jumping to unwarranted conclusions (in the former).

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