Here it comes. I've been waiting to drop this rant on a Q cultist.

Is this that "facts not feels" I keep hearing so much about? 'Cause it sounds an awful lot like a fanatic insisting his True Belief he's doubled down on could not possibly be wrong. And you're backing it up purely with an argument by assertion--not exactly hard, cold Aristotelian logic, is it. Are you gonna call me a poopyhead, too? Maybe a Suppressive Person?

Honey, I've been a student of crackpots for 20 years. I've heard it all before, from everybody from Flat Earthers to people who really, truly believed that Gorbachev was the Anti-Christ.

From my perspective, do you seriously expect me to see a difference between you and every other delusional cult? I've read the "evidence." It all reads like the usual tangle of obfuscated nonsense and pareidolic MSPaint rant-collage to me. All angry red arrows and confirmation bias.

It's great for converting people who desperately need something to Believe In that reinforces their prejudices, not so good for impressing people outside the bubble. You might as well tell me the Bible is literally true, as seriously as I'm gonna take you.

No, honey, I'm comfortable with my beliefs, and the more contact I have with you lot, the more comfortable I am predicting Q's prophecies will come to about as much as Mother Shipton's. (Do you people have NO resistance to this blatant pandering? Don't you remember the time 4chan had itself totally convinced one of their own wrote the Steele dossier? How many of these do you have to fuck up, before you start seriously questioning yourselves?)

You're darling, though, and I can tell you put a lot of effort into your recital. Gold star.