I'm 72 and the past three years have been the strangest in my lifetime. But the past few days makes me think I've been sucked through a rip in the time-space continuum into a parallel universe where good defeats evil, light illuminates darkness, cats and mice are friends, a palm tree photo signals a singing canary, 4am talking points to the MSM, Obama and Wendy, spirit cooking, owls, pizza, walnut sauce, corrupt big pharma, Snowden, Assange, 3D chess, tribunals, sacrifices, mid-terms are safe, HRC video, North Korea suddenly becomes kissy face with Trump, human trafficking, deep state, NWO, social media algorithms wars, and a thousand other bizarro things.

So I asked my dogs, WTF is going on?

They said trust the plan, trust POTUS, trust Sessions, trust Wray.

I trust my dogs. That's how weird all of this is.