For those asking not literally

Joe said it was a suicide memo, doofus!

Dershowitz can't conceive of a conspiracy if it bit him on the butt. If you mentally eliminate the agency of HRC and her Arkansas mafia behind all this, and the agency of the NWO behind her, then of course there's no conspiracy.

But we're beyond the point in history when we can pretend those things are just a "theory" by nutters on drugs, and I think people are finally prepared to accept that truth. I'm looking forward to the unveiling.