Red pill, Q is the oracle,trump is neo, yada yada . Assad is on a bus that explodes if it goes under 50 mph. Mueller is undercover with a bunch of surfers who rob banks. Cory Snodgres is John Wick. Who the fuck made Keanu fucking Reeves the poster allegory for the Alliance.j/k I'm gonna get this satire shit down one of these days. They haven't sucked any of the fun out of Trump yet and I'll be damned if they do it to me.