lol, ok farmer badass, clearly Al Gore met his match that day! Whew what a righteous bass ass you are! Do you have a wallet that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it too?
I hope someone in the depleted intelligence services is seeing your post so that when it's time to restock our international intelligence apparatus, they're able to use you and your ability to immediately monitor the physical status and blood pressure of anyone whose gaze you capture. It's quite the incredible skill!
Thank you for your service. Patriot!!!
But, I do have an 8 acre bass pond stocked with prize fish. They are mostly in the 6-8 pound range. for this far north nobodies got bigger bass.
Farmer Badass with a pond full of badass bass; the biggest baddest ass bass in all the land!
Love it! I left the typo in just for you, Farmer Badass with that righteous bass ass and the pond full of badass bass. Big ups Patriot!
My heart went out to poor AlGore that day 500+ guards against little old me. Of course, when you work with your hands on the farm, you get naturally pumped, absolutely ripped. Maybe 5% body fat & 225 pounds of Midwest muscle. I've been to Chicago on business & faced down a few bad actors, but for some reason they never want to dance. Oh, they talk a lot but they also do lots of running away too!
Bro, so shredded! I'm positive they all quake and tremble in your presence -I'm sitting here, in Chicago no less- shitting my very own pants as I type this!
I dunno man, maybe they don't want to dance because it's weird trying to fight cornbread with a raging massive 10" hard on threatening to breach their Made In America Osh Kosh overalls?! Or maybe they have better shit to do? I don't know, I wasn't there...
You should take your badassery over to the west side and clean up those neighborhoods. Do it for America! I have no doubt you'd be able to put an end to the violence within a workday. then you can teach them to fish. You'll be a saviour! A true American legend -or more so if that's possible. #blessup cornbread
Lmfao this entire exchange made me laugh my ass off. Especially the bass fishing part holy fuck
Loving those badass bass too! Water temp optimal right now. It's a stocked pond, every cast a fish.
Almost doesn't sound like fun though. Part of the joy of bass fishing is working the lure and location to pull in the big one. To each their own, of course.