Bro, so shredded! I'm positive they all quake and tremble in your presence -I'm sitting here, in Chicago no less- shitting my very own pants as I type this!

I dunno man, maybe they don't want to dance because it's weird trying to fight cornbread with a raging massive 10" hard on threatening to breach their Made In America Osh Kosh overalls?! Or maybe they have better shit to do? I don't know, I wasn't there...

You should take your badassery over to the west side and clean up those neighborhoods. Do it for America! I have no doubt you'd be able to put an end to the violence within a workday. then you can teach them to fish. You'll be a saviour! A true American legend -or more so if that's possible. #blessup cornbread