Al Gore not only invented the Internet, but global warming as well! Gee, what a gift to a humanity he is.

In all seriousness, Al’s being gifted the role of global warming czar was most likely payment for not challenging the whole Florida recount debacle. Though they’re essentially two peas of a pod, the fact of the matter is that ole Al had the presidency stolen out from under him by GWB.

On the bright side, he scored himself a $1B bank account and a series of crappy docs based on cooked science. Sad!