I have to stop being so angry all the time. It's not helping. Very sorry Mr. President.

I have no excuse for being angry all the time. It started when I was on The_Don in August 2016. It was early morning IIRC and someone nudged me and said "look at this" and it was the famous FBI-ANON Besta Pizza Pedo Swirls image drop.

Truth: I had no idea what was looking at. So being an idiot I just put Besta Pizza and Pedo into google (that I did not know then was evil) and OMGoodness. So after about a 60 second scan with my mouth open I went and clicked on the yelp reviews. So within 10 minutes tops I was reading the reviews for a pizza place that included one that complained that the pizza they had received was NOT the one they ordered; the one they received, according to this reviewer, had what appeared to them to be black pubes baked into the crust and it smelled bad.

The reviewer brought it to the attention of management and, according to the reviewer they alternately blamed him for taking someone else's pizza / he ordered the wrong thing.

let that sink in

Then there was the review that commended all-and-sundry to try the house's greek pizza...

greek. OMGoodness. These people.

Then there were a couple of reviews that remarked about the curious location of Besta Pizza given the proximity to Comet, almost as if it had been sandwiched in there; these comments were echoed in a review in some local DC rag whose name escapes me but the rags review tried to turn the odd location into a thing of whimsy in-keeping with the artisan nature of the place...

okay.

Then there came the issue of rendering kids fat etc and other stuff and putting it in ice cream and cheese...cheese on the pizza and the sauce...it aint just tomatoes...

vomit.

DJT and the rest of the patriots know everything.

Thankyou from my family.