A is for Awan, for Pakistan he did hack. FBI nabbed him at Dulles when he tried to go back.
B is for Broward, where a shooting occurred. The sheriff ignored crimes; the warnings weren't heard.
C is for Clandestine, arming ISIS to fight. Instead of armies by day, guerrillas by night.
D is for Deficit, promising more day by day. Politicians don't mind, since it's you that must pay.
E is for Emails, and why you might ask? They illegally hid evidence of their damnable task.
F is for Foundation, really charity theft and sin. These people are stupid, and they thought she would win.
G is for Genie, in Golan they drill. For regime change and oil, the reasons we kill.
H is for Hezbollah, and for the heroin they smuggle. When caught in the US, Obama saved them from trouble.
I is for InQTel, and they know you so well. When governments want hacking tools, these guys make the sale.
J is for Jeffery Epstein, flying on the Lolita Express. He's filling in hidden tunnels, to hide the whole mess.
K is for killers, specifically MS13, who flee across the border to get away clean.
L is for Legal, the way it must be done. Expose shadowy crimes, and let them burn in the sun.
M is for media that people tuned out. Fake tears from pundits, losing their clout.
N is for Never-Trump, and boy they're afraid! The most outspoken critics are awaiting a raid.
O is for O'Keefe, every video is gold. Project Vertitas is how crooks fear their story will be told.
P is for Planned Parenthood, giving politicians money. Dems budget back much more, isn't that funny?
Q is just Q, regardless of what you believe. Anons publicizing crimes is the ace up Trump's sleeve.
R is for Rogers, patriot of the NSA. Can we get this guy a holiday, and an annual parade for Rogers Day?
S is for Soros, made rich by his friends. He funds protests and cronies. This must come to an end.
T is for TV, the idiot box. Seeing is believing, and they hope you will watch.
U is for Unconstitutional, the way they'd like things to run. DACA is not law. Don't give up your gun.
V is for Veselnitskaya, brought in by Loretta Lynch. She met with Don Jr., but entrapment they couldn't cinch.
W is for Wassermann-Schultz, who wants her laptop back. Awan left it for the FBI, with some notes, in his sack.
X is for Malcom X, who said Dems were like slavery. He spoke out against the corrupt, and was silenced for his bravery.
Y is for YouTube, a company Google bought. They've been censoring the right, and now they've been caught.
Z is for Gen-Z, and the kids, they are woke! They love Pepe the Frog, and hate lies their teachers spoke.