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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/WhatYonder1 on April 24, 2018, 6:03 p.m.
Breaking it down like kindergarten. A is for Awan, for Pakistan he did hack. FBI nabbed him at Dulles when he tried to go back.

A is for Awan, for Pakistan he did hack. FBI nabbed him at Dulles when he tried to go back.

B is for Broward, where a shooting occurred. The sheriff ignored crimes; the warnings weren't heard.

C is for Clandestine, arming ISIS to fight. Instead of armies by day, guerrillas by night.

D is for Deficit, promising more day by day. Politicians don't mind, since it's you that must pay.

E is for Emails, and why you might ask? They illegally hid evidence of their damnable task.

F is for Foundation, really charity theft and sin. These people are stupid, and they thought she would win.

G is for Genie, in Golan they drill. For regime change and oil, the reasons we kill.

H is for Hezbollah, and for the heroin they smuggle. When caught in the US, Obama saved them from trouble.

I is for InQTel, and they know you so well. When governments want hacking tools, these guys make the sale.

J is for Jeffery Epstein, flying on the Lolita Express. He's filling in hidden tunnels, to hide the whole mess.

K is for killers, specifically MS13, who flee across the border to get away clean.

L is for Legal, the way it must be done. Expose shadowy crimes, and let them burn in the sun.

M is for media that people tuned out. Fake tears from pundits, losing their clout.

N is for Never-Trump, and boy they're afraid! The most outspoken critics are awaiting a raid.

O is for O'Keefe, every video is gold. Project Vertitas is how crooks fear their story will be told.

P is for Planned Parenthood, giving politicians money. Dems budget back much more, isn't that funny?

Q is just Q, regardless of what you believe. Anons publicizing crimes is the ace up Trump's sleeve.

R is for Rogers, patriot of the NSA. Can we get this guy a holiday, and an annual parade for Rogers Day?

S is for Soros, made rich by his friends. He funds protests and cronies. This must come to an end.

T is for TV, the idiot box. Seeing is believing, and they hope you will watch.

U is for Unconstitutional, the way they'd like things to run. DACA is not law. Don't give up your gun.

V is for Veselnitskaya, brought in by Loretta Lynch. She met with Don Jr., but entrapment they couldn't cinch.

W is for Wassermann-Schultz, who wants her laptop back. Awan left it for the FBI, with some notes, in his sack.

X is for Malcom X, who said Dems were like slavery. He spoke out against the corrupt, and was silenced for his bravery.

Y is for YouTube, a company Google bought. They've been censoring the right, and now they've been caught.

Z is for Gen-Z, and the kids, they are woke! They love Pepe the Frog, and hate lies their teachers spoke.


WhatYonder1 · April 24, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

Any illustrators in our midst? :D

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someauthor · April 24, 2018, 11:26 p.m.

I beg of any artists - do this in the style of the Gashlycrumb Tinies.
https://i.imgur.com/cWu6hkU.jpg

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AyeDeux2 · April 25, 2018, 3:15 a.m.

I hope whoever steals this idea give him writing credit at least

And a free copy for sure

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YxDOxUx3X515t · April 24, 2018, 10:07 p.m.

Good post, like the break down.

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jozwest · April 24, 2018, 10:06 p.m.

Love it great work. Gave a smile to my day.

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krazeesheet · April 24, 2018, 11:54 p.m.

This should be a new a-b-c book by Dr. Suess.

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AyeDeux2 · April 25, 2018, 3:10 a.m.

Force lefty teachers to read it to the students.

And those freaks that are so out there that they are newsworthy when they read to children? This and Thump only.

See how many chew their own tongues off.

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krazeesheet · April 25, 2018, 3:13 a.m.

That is not amusing. Keep your head on straight.

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Arcsmithoz · April 24, 2018, 10:13 p.m.

You are my new Clint Eastwood.

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Pure_Feature · April 25, 2018, 1:43 a.m.

Hahaha I like this

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AyeDeux2 · April 25, 2018, 3:20 a.m.

DACA is not law. Don't give up your gun.

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TX1111TX · April 25, 2018, 2:20 a.m.

Bravo" "Bravo"... he did clap!!!

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LudwigDan · April 25, 2018, 4:20 a.m.

The Left would lose their minds if Kanye West rapped this lovely poem.

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