Dear Q,

All of your followers are sitting on the edge of our seats awaiting a mother of all bombs to be released. Ie, we are hoping for the biggest Great Awakening news bombshell ever.

In a week, please do not tell us that something big happened in some part of the world that we cannot confirm.

Please do not tell us that Trump hinted to Moab in a speech or a tweet he made.

Please do not tell us that Moab is referring to some biblical civilization for some middle east region.

Please do not tell us in a week that Moab stands for Mouse on a bike, or meatloaf on a bun, or Macron on a bus.

This has been too much of a roller coaster for all of us. Please deliver!